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4wingedclover · 2 years ago

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why does the entity of one of my discord servers think im 12-

#it was ONE JOKE #i totally meant to post this earlier but forgot

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wizardnuke · 5 months ago

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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

#once about three months after i got hospitalized one of my nieces made a 'do a flip' joke and got yelled at 😭

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 10 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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stealingpotatoes · 16 days ago

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i love my cat but he is very fond of trickery

#cats #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #i think the name’s gonna stick i was talking to my friend (who we joke is my tumblr manager)#and apparently one of the first things i said when we met (abt 3 years ago) was “im a normal girl” so. lady normalgirl works LOL #10k

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angelicgarnet · 1 year ago

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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

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gongyussy · 7 months ago

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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jellyjamheadobb · 8 months ago

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maplebitts · 26 days ago

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Telemachus is having his Cinderella moment

#epic the musical #epic ithaca saga #telemachus epic the musical #telemachus #epic the musical ithaca saga #ithica saga #epic athena #athena #Ithaca saga was so good I loved it #has anyone made this joke yet #Telemachus dressed up as Athena was One of my favorite parts of the saga lmao

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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blaithnne · 2 months ago

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Live Mel reaction

#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh #I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao #look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now #I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made #this is what you get instead #it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST #cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense #but an enby can dream #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane season 2 spoilers #mel medarda #jayce talis #viktor arcane #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #sketch #shitpost #meljay #jayvik #meljayvik

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xamitras · 4 months ago

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For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

#There are 2 missing from 2015 and 2016 but those are between God and me #I lost the scanned version of the last #thats why the picture is taken with my phone #so these are from 2017 to 2022 #I'm pretty proud of them #over the garden wall #otgw wirt #otgw #You can tell I was a fan of the Bad Ending AU back then...#a friend of mine once joked that I drew them closer and closer with every passing year #that at some point they would end up kissing #wwww #maybe the next one is a kiss of judas reference #who knows #my art

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bereft-of-frogs · 10 months ago

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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

#aka: genuinely sometimes I think I live in a parallel universe and simply watched/read different things #full disclosure it does make you feel like a killjoy sometimes #because often times these fanons will be presented in a silly jokey manner #'oh so silly isn't this character so funny this is just my silly little headcanon'#and it's like yes yes lol lol but ok look me in the eyes and tell me you know that this is #at best only one interpretation of many and at worst simply not supported by the text at all #please tell me you know that #or in one specific example such a ubiquitous joke that is literally a significant theme of the work and i feel like SUCH a killjoy #being like 'ok yes very funny.....you know that was a major theme right?? tell me you know that'

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godsweakestsoldier · 8 months ago

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#help me settle a debate #I'll let you guess which one I am #it’s a fucking joke people

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foolsocracy · 8 months ago

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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy

#garth: makes useful comments about the mission #(is completely ignored cause no one can hear him)#garth: damn they hate my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#garth of shayeris #teen titans #dc #dc comics #can u tell ive been reading teen titans volume 1 #the audience letters are my favorite bit #garth: wow ok so u guys hate my jokes #wally: we have been standing in silence for the last 8 minutes

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dreamyintersexouppy · 30 days ago

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wanting to keep the bunny tail plug in while she breeds you should be a valid reason to get all three letters for vaginoplasty for free

#this isn't even a joke #one of the biggest moments for my transition was realizing i wanted to be the girl in one specific video i watched a lot #crossover between gender and species dysphoria

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angelsdean · 1 year ago

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me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

#this is joke. light-hearted or /lh if you will #but fr there's GOT to be a better way to indicate these things. esp the /pos one #like i'd rather ppl just write out the whole word it's only a few more letters #vic.txt

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